So Joe caved and he's allowing the Jiggins family to get a dog. Sergeant Clarkson, Dept. of Homeland Security will arrive tomorrow night, and I simply cannot be more excited. I have decided to start blogging again so that the world can enjoy the inevitable chaos that is about to permeate my life. I'm assuming the blog will become a phenomenon, with someone eventually wanting to make a movie about my life. That's what happened with that dowdy woman in Queens who decided to cook a lot.
God I hope they don't cast one of the hobbits to play me.
So stay tuned dear readers (readers meaning facebook friends). If I know anything, I know that this dog is going to bring some crazy effing stories to tell...
Days until dog: 1
Days until Joe yells at me for not properly taking care of the dog: 1
Saturday, October 31, 2009
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